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  2. suarezalex:

    okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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  4. captainzaksparro:

pattomore:

story of my life 


When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration. Dear god was I wrong.

    captainzaksparro:

    pattomore:

    story of my life 

    When I was a kid I thought that Timmy Turner drowning in F’s was an exaggeration.

    Dear god was I wrong.

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  6. encyclopedophile:

    satanickittylitter:

    honey I shrunk my d*ck

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  8. communistbakery:

    clubsnuggie:

    communistbakery:

    artichokehold:

    communistbakery:

    carpenters go to boarding school

    wow wood you believe that?!

    I saw what you did there

    trees

    thank you for ur contribution

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  10. perks-of-being-chinese:

    damnwhatsmyurl:

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    don’t masturbate

    After reading this I’m going to have a fantastic wank when I get home

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