1. (via ruinedchildhood)

    10 hours ago  /  265,269 notes  /  Source: girlfromamber

  2. thrashturbate:

    10/10 would bang.

    But also:

    10/10 would care for you
    10/10 would tuck you in
    10/10 would cuddle
    10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
    10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

    (via trippiest)

    10 hours ago  /  383,953 notes  /  Source: thrashturbate

  3. unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

    unclefather:

    guitaristlink:

    Come here, naughty girl

    what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

    (via hotwhiteguy)

    10 hours ago  /  69,721 notes  /  Source: guitaristlink

  4. ragingpaige:

    omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

    (via mydistantparadise)

    10 hours ago  /  360,268 notes  /  Source: poppunksuperstar

  5. (via hotwhiteguy)

    10 hours ago  /  118,902 notes  /  Source: orgasmc-humor

  6. photo

    photo

    10 hours ago  /  136,654 notes  /  Source: naminay

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  8. thegirlwhostoletheworld:

    islandtyphoon:

    the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

    my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

    (via hotwhiteguy)

    10 hours ago  /  70,273 notes  /  Source: flint-you-have-a-call

  9. in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

    image

    shes

    nunderwater

    i will piss on your sofa

    (via tommypickles)

    10 hours ago  /  296,765 notes

  10. megachikorita:

    you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

    (via mydistantparadise)

    10 hours ago  /  230,101 notes  /  Source: auxiliaryanimorphs