1. stability:

    theperksofbeingbeyonce:

    stability:

    Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

    Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

    i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

    (via okaymad)

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  2. therealhamster:

    why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

    (via what-the-fuckasaurus-rex)

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  3. (via d-icked)

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  4. anus:

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    anus:

    coolshep.jpg

    (via zackisontumblr)

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  5. donnermaysilee:

    YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

    WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

    AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

    OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

    (via mydistantparadise)

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  6. lamelohan:

    me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

    (via okaymad)

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  8. feathor:

    when your friend cusses in front of your parents

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  10. zeinspiration:

 everything is made of snoop dogg

    zeinspiration:

     everything is made of snoop dogg

    (via surprisebitch)

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